GOLD GYM IS STUPID!

So today i went out looking for a gym becuase steve and i need to drop some weight...well i really wanted golds becuase they have such nice stuff! tv's on all cardio machines free yoga classes(which i love) everything is just so nice! but the only hang up is that it costs $50 a person so there is two of us making JUST signing up is $100, now on top of that it is $35 for the first person and 25$ for the second person. Now to use thier gym we would have to pay $100+35+25=$160 to use a freaking gym! now we will probably sign up becuase we really need to..but come on Gold's 160 dollars?! this is why america is fat! it cost to much to be skinny! i could make half a years worth of weddy's trips with just one month of a membership! haha anyways...thats my rant for the day...thanks for listening...

HAPPY THOUGHTS FOR THE KITTY!

Ok so we have these really nice neighbors who have the cutest kitty in the world its about 8 weeks old and their little girl is allergic to it...well it ran away and they were really sad about it and had asked me if i had seen the cat..well today when i went to get the mail there was the kitty on the mail box! so like a good neighbor i went over and said the mail box had a number for a lost kitty! Well the daughter stoped having health and breathing problems so they were not going to claim the cat back, and i asked if i could and she said yes!!! The only problem...Steve hates cats...but i feel so bad for this cat! and i LOVE cats! so please lets have happy thoughts that i will be able to get this cat! Oh i want it SO bad! I can see myself with it right now!

I wish I was older...

I know im only 20 years old and I just got married but Im having baby cravings! Its horrible! I am not ready to have on but they are so cute! and it seems like every place I go there is a baby looking at me! they are everywhere! but deep down inside waking up every two hours doesnt seem fun or not being able to work for years and im still in school so really i dont want one but they sure are cute! and i cant wait to have one when i am ALOT older! I would like a yorkie dog though! They are also so cute! but so expensive!! I looked into one and they are 1000 dollars! The dog would be able to live in our apartment its so small, oh they are so cute!

I cant wait for Christmas! for those of you who know me i start getting excited about this time before Halloween is even here! Steve and I went to lows looking for spray paint and we found three isles of Christmas decorations! it made my week! I cant wait to make a Ginger bread house, smell Cinnamon bread, put up and decorate a Christmas tree, buying presents to wrap up and put under the tree! church is always so much fun during the holidays! ahhhh i really just cant wait for Christmas!!!! ehhh AND THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS CHRISTMAS IS THAT STEVE AND I GET TO COME TO COLORADO!!!!!!!

haha I Loved this!!

EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according toyour salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying aGucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financiallyand therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage yourmoney better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, andtherefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you needto be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proofof sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothingyou can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Everyeffort should be made to have non-employees attend thefuneral arrangements in your place. In rare cases whereemployee involvement is necessary, the funeral should bescheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad toallow you to work through your lunch hour andsubsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.There is now a strict three-minute time limit in thestalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm willsound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stalldoor will open, and a picture will be taken. After yoursecond offense, your picture will be posted on thecompany bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders'category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will besectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they needto eat more, so that they can look healthy.*

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get abalanced meal to maintain their average figure.*

Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that'sall the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are hereto provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternationand input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

IM LOVING IT!

So I have not posted anything for awhile and LOTS has happened!

I was in salt lake city and Oprah's crew was doing a show on Emily smart and I WAS IN THE STORE WHEN THEY CAME IN! I could POSSIBLY be on the Oprah show..well my back might be...haha
Gods gift to man well Coloradoans..he loves us the most! Big City Burrito potato with ranch onions guac potato's and a jalapeno wrap! Umm!!
To top it off diet mountain dew! umm
We got free tickets to Sara Evans from our neighbors and this is us waiting for it to start in the grass! I have never seen so many trashy people in my life before...my teacher even noticed it! worse than Wyoming....